Has anyone ever.......

[TrailsEnd]

I get sick when spring bear hunters bring rotten spoiled bears with maggots crawling all over them. They ain't fleshed, heads and feet not skinned and they stink to high heaven. Once I gagged so hard I puked. Then I told the guy to get his rotten bear out of here.

[Jerry St.Pierre]

One summer I was driving down the road and saw a wodchuck all blown up like a beach ball. I thought it would be cool to run it over and pop it.....it popped alright!! Almost yacked in the truck, the smell lingered for miles.....

[paul e]

I USED TO BE ABLE TO SMELL
i think i burned out something along the way

but i saw my wife toss her cookies once
she walked into the shop just after i sawed a skull
just in time to see the brains being flicked into the garbage
the smell of a belt sanded skull from a few minutes earlier and this was the trigger

cost me a few on flowers and such
she tells me dinners ready from across the room now

[Jake Smith]

I did two euro mounts on whitetails this season that was rotten. They where bad, one we found while hunting. Then the other a guy brought to me that he killed the 1st week of november and he got it to the last week of december and it had been out side the hole time. It was aweful. But, my father and Law is a mortician and coroner and he gave me a tip that will help anyone out with stink. When you are doing something that stinks really bad wipe some vicks vapor rub around your nose or inside a mask and place it over your nose, you will smell no more stink. Works great.

[tre]

lol ..work with beetles and skulls you will want to gag alot...

[joeym]

This tale should go with this string...

The day after her husband disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the
good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty- five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him." Stunned,
Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"


The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow."

[Bill Yox]

Two best puke stories I can think of made me laugh, not puke. One was about a friend of mine who chews and uses a beer or pop can to spit in, and his Dad took a swig outta the spit can, a BIG swig. I heard he puked out every hole he had! The other was a guy I know who USED to crap out in the woods while hunting, and he USED to hunt wearing camo one peice suits. Well, one day he dropped the one piece half way down, made a forest scupture, and went to flip his one peice, complete with hood, back up. Seems he put the majority of his "sculpture" into his hood, which he promptly pulled up over his head. Ill take my chances with a swig of cold tobacco spit!

[Rob Coates]

Wait till ya find a puss sac the size of a lemon with your fleshing knife,now that test your ability to hold down lunch !!

[Bill Yox]

Puss pockets in deer scalps? Haha, Ive seen it so many times, I refer to them as ...you ready? Pistachio pudding. Im thinking, if there were such a thing as Pistachio pudding, thats exactly what it would look like! That stuff just keeps coming outta that spot too, like where was he hiding it! Still yucko, but it doesnt register on my puk-o-meter. Its close though.

[Jason Fessenden]

Two best puke stories I can think of made me laugh, not puke. One was about a friend of mine who chews and uses a beer or pop can to spit in, and his Dad took a swig outta the spit can, a BIG swig. I heard he puked out every hole he had!

Bill I just ate and damn almost lost it just reading that... I cant laugh Im too busy right now trying to hold my food in

[PJD]

Eider fat hot off the fleshing wheel is pretty tasty,  It usually hangs in myshop for a week or so no matter how much I clean things