All my Freezers are in the back room of my shop with alarms. Well I also have a Refrigerator that is/was on a pallet in my salt & supply building. Anyways, I bought a Bobcat from a guy week before last & got busy as heck, so I put it out in the salt room Fridge which stays almost freezing. Monday Morning I went in there & could smell blood that had leaked out & thought #$%$#@#!! Anyways, I checked the breakers & they were all fine so I knew that the fridge was out.
Well, have you ever really felt like not having to mess with something like that!!
LOL That is EXACTLY how I felt, so I came up with the perfect plan
First, haul the refrigerator out side & get one of your best friends fearless 11 year old son & offer him $20
. Then you do as follows:
Dress him up in the best HAZMAT gear you can find & have him duct tape his very own HAZMAT box so the bottom does not fall out & place that into a trash bag.
Then you let him peek only at the task at hand to prepare him
After he slams the door & runs off, you may need to open it so that the smell does not leak through his profesional Taxidermist HAZMAT mask again making him hyperventilate. This will also allow him to see that the cat is not moving, it is just the maggots on the green eye sticking out.
You then show him the $20 bill & assure him that he can swing
the cat into the bag/box that he made without the cat touching him.
When he fails to make the cat fully into the bag box you scream bloody murder to get the #%$%# stinking cat in there before you yourself choke to death!!
If you time your buddys kid, there is not a single doubt in my mind that once he has the cat in the bag, he can zippy tie that sucker quicker than a PRCA calf roper can tie the back legs of a calf once it's already on the ground!
Now, I gotta come up with a plan to get rid of that damn Refrigerator