.....ah yes but you forgot one thing, it looks fantastic , simply because it was cheap!
AND his buddies love it , because they HEARD how cheap it was compared to the full time guy whos been around for years.!
They haven't actually seen it yet , but man it's fantastic!
Hell , hunters don't need to use there eyes when judging good taxidermy ,,,it's there ears that make the decision,,,, !
We all know that!
Ring ring,, ring ring,
hello is this the taxidermist,,,,,?
Great ,,, yes well I got a stag , ,, yeah his a monster ,an absolute cracker,, yeah thanks,,,yeah probably top 10 ,, ,, yeah it's taken a life time and 2 new vehicles to get him but man ,,,yeah thanks ,,ha , yeah, anyway,,,
how much do you charge for a head,,,,?
Wow!,,,, that much,,,,well I mean ,, well,, ok ,,,,ill let my buddy know,,,,,er im ringing for him you see,,, and well yeah well its not actually my head ,,,thought you might like the opportunity to mount it for free so , you know ,,,everyone will want to see it and ,,well,, we'll tell them you mounted it, I'm sure you will get lots of work out of it,,,!
Oh, ok oh , oh,,you don't,, well ok ,, I'll get back to you ,,, nice talking to you
Hey George what did he say?
Naaa hes no good, HE wont do it for free , and besides he charges too much!
I ' ll call that new guy way over the other side of the city,, it's about an hours drive,, you know the guy,,started a few months back,,what's his name , , ? you know,,he does it in his spare time after pouring concrete,, a few mates have told me he does a real good job, because he's cheap!
Don't worry it's the same down under ,,,the works fantastic because its cheap!