First-year students at taxidermy School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead animal body. They all gathered around the
Work table with the carcass covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In taxidermy, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a taxidermist: The first is that you
not be disgusted
By anything involving the animal body." For an example, the instructor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the carcass,
Withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
Thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead body and licking on it. When everyone finished, the instructor
looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is
Observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index
Finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Yea buddy pay attention!
I dont care which finger you put in your mouth, I still dont wanna shove the first finger in its butt! Still funny, though!
Kinda like 'cowboy chapstick' for chapped lips. They rub a little cow poo on them to keep from licking them. LOL! =)