need help

Submitted by Dr. Drew on 07/25/2003. ( ) 65.168.65.245

GUYS I NEED SOME ADVICE ON A MOUNT I DID FOR A LAWYER FRIEND OF MINE. HE INSISTED THAT I MOUNT HIS EX-WIFE FOR HIM AND HER DAMN EYES ARE STARTING TO CRACK AT THE TEAR DUCK. IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN FIX THIS WITH CLAY OR ANYTHING.

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Nothing can be done

This response submitted by Cecil Baird ( ) 63.115.128.181 on 07/25/2003. ( ) 63.115.128.239

She lived too pampered of a life since her husband made much more money than he was worth ripping of John Q. Public. All that easy living, eating the best food, wine, laying in the sun too much, bas morals, adultery, etc. is the equivilent of poor field care. I would trash her.


CAn have

This response submitted by john on 07/25/2003. ( ) 68.117.26.168

both of my ex-wives to practice on e-mail me for address's. You'd have to cast your own form though, cross between a wildibeast and a boar.


Ditto

This response submitted by The Rookie on 07/26/2003. ( NaturesTrophies@aol ) 64.12.96.137

I'd fricken LOVE to mount my X but the only way to portay her accurrately would be an open mouth and I know darn well they don't make an insert that big! Peace- Jeff F.


Hmmm...CAN'T HELP YA THERE

This response submitted by ETCC on 07/26/2003. ( getrichkwik@webtv.net ) 209.240.198.60

Only wife I ever mounted was my own...and got screwed bigtime.
~ ETCC


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