Political Joke

Bill, Hill, & John
>> Bill, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's
>>private
>> jet.
>>
>> Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
>> $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
>>
>> Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten
>> $10.00
>> bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
>>
>> Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills
>> out
>>the window and make a hundred people very happy."
>>
>> The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his
>> co-pilot,
>> "Such Big shots back there..... I could throw all of them out the
>> window
>>and make millions happy."

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Plug in GW Bush, Rove (Puppet Master), Cheney..

and the punch line would read:

"Such Big shots back there..... I could throw all of them out the
window
and make BILLIONS happy."

Yah, only the continents across the ocean don't get to vote

Do they?

kerry sucks

good joke i liked it.
go GW
i voted for kerry before i didnt.
brad