Submitted by Mick on 4/24/99. ( MicD63@aol.com )
Hey guys and gals,
I'm sure many of you may have heard this before, but I just received it today and wanted to share it with those who haven't. No offence to the folks from Arkansas, so please don't beat on me bad John C ;o)
I was going to change it over to Georgia, but I was afraid to offend Ken figuring maybe he could cause my WASCO video tapes to self destruct from his terminal. Anyways, I'm sure the guy in the joke was from New York. I'm not entirely sure that this didn't actually happen. How about Bill & Bob C., anything sound familiar? ;o)
Just A Good Old Boy
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender
looks around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya... where
ya from, boy?"
The guy replies, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys,
he's one of us!"
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This response submitted by Bill on 4/24/99. ( )
...that WAS Bob C.
This response submitted by A different John B. on 4/25/99. ( )
I was sure the North vs. South war was over. Guess not in some cases.
This response submitted by Bob C on 4/25/99. ( bobswildlife@webtv.net )
Hey Mick, Long time no hear. Where you been hidden. I thought that happened in a Kansas bar !!!! Hey John C. !!! Just Kidden. John B. (the other one) Mick is one of us NY boys! He just likes to throw jabs at Bill and I because of some black coyote thing. Right Mick ? Any ways its nice to hear from you again. Bob C
This response submitted by LH on 4/25/99. ( )
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This response submitted by Mick on 4/25/99. ( MicD63@aol.com )
Wasen't sure if it was those black yotes or them white ermine things bob ! Just had to share that one, because I've been in a few of those bars before, oddly enough they were in NY !
Bob, the wifes been keeping a tight leash on me, not much play time. For some odd reason she gets the idea with spring here, I should make time for mowing the grass, cleaning the windows, painting the trim, etc., etc.
I can't undertand it, but I'm pretty sure that I worked less when I was in the "rat race" working away from home !
Didn't mean to offend anyone by posting that joke, Hell some of my best friends mount animals, and some are even taxidermists too !
This response submitted by Nope on 4/28/99. ( Nope Again )
The Taxidermy Industry > Joke 3/9/99. Yes, you have heard it before! Isn't it nice to forget a joke, and then here it again and laugh all over?
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