Need to perserve some Poop

Can anyone tell me how to preserve some poop? My dog died and i'm tryin to remember him by preservin his last pile of poopoo. It's a pretty good pile of poop but the darned flies won't leave it alone. Borax simply don't work and i've tried to wet it but that just messes the whole look of the pile up as i'm trying to keep that freshly squeeeeeezed look! Help please.

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Don't know what it has to do with birds, but...

you could put it in the freezer and every year on the "anniversary" you could take it out and let it thaw, then you and your buddies could sit around and smell it for awhile. Then put it back in the freezer for next year. Maybe even stick a candle in it and sing a song or two. What a way to remember Fido....

You could try the "Fish" Categor

Cecil can surely help you with that problem. He's been shoveling crap for the last year or so, he's bound to know how to preserve it.

Now thats funny

I don't care who ya are!

wow

Is this guy serious?

Tan it !

Try a professional Tannery...........LOL !

send to kerry

he seems pretty good at getting that stuff to look good for a long time.

scratch and sniff

put your nose in it first,then ask yourself if you still want to preserve it,good luck

Try your shoe

I just dug my hunting boots out of the closet last week and ol and behold, there was some perfectly dried poop on the soles. Didn't even smell anymore.

mod podge

this is to funny poor mod poge over it let it dry dont know if it will help the smell ......lmao but it will keep it looking fresh

try this

try clear coating it on a plaque...put your pile on a plaque and get a clearcoat finish like the one they use on cars and gently pour it over your pile. it will out last you and your great- grandkids!
seen tables done with sea shell and starfish and sand done with this stuff....look nice but lasts forever!

Thanks guys!

Thanks for the help on the poop dilemna...lol...good to see someone has a good sense of humor. By the way, the mod podge did indeed give it that fresh from the baker look but the wife still insists that when she walks by the pile of preserved dung hangin over the mantle it still has that slight smell of ol'yeller.

Cheers,

Derek

Your dog

sorry to hear about your dog.

MAJ