Submitted by ALEX ,SR on 7/2/06 at 11:29 PM. ( )

The Old Pastor's Last Request

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer
To come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his
Room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned
For them to sit on each side of the bed.

The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at
The ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and
Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with
Him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had
Never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come
Here?" The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus
Died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."

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This response submitted by Tom on 7/3/06 at 10:21 AM. ( )

and so be it.

pretty good

This response submitted by Mysterio on 7/3/06 at 8:13 PM. ( )

lol I like it.


This response submitted by Lou on 7/4/06 at 7:37 AM. ( )

That the pastor is America. That would mean the IRS agent and the Lawyer where none other than those two thieves, Bush and Cheyney.


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