Joke

Submitted by Crusty on 7/15/06 at 2:15 PM. ( ) 209.165.183.15

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your
horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same
speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this
highly dangerous situation?



I'm leaving the answer off for now. I want to see what kind of creative answers you guys(and gals)have...

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answer

This response submitted by Nina Lukaszewicz on 7/15/06 at 2:21 PM. ( nal2009@zoominternet.net ) 72.23.19.197

get off the children's merry-go-round. lol

That was great!

This response submitted by joeym on 7/15/06 at 3:06 PM. ( joeym@ra.msstate.edu ) 72.147.251.20

you made my afternoon Crusty & Nina.

Nina!

This response submitted by Crusty on 7/15/06 at 4:24 PM. ( ) 209.165.183.15

you heard it already!

I would have said...

This response submitted by Paul Rusin on 7/15/06 at 10:53 PM. ( ) 74.65.23.98

draw your rifle, shoot the lion, and the elephant. Then keep on chasing the kangaroo until he tires out, perhaps spurring your horse to get a little more speed. Or, simply shoot the kangaroo, too.

What?

This response submitted by Forrest Sue on 7/16/06 at 8:56 AM. ( ) 76.0.164.128

I didn't know kangaroos galloped.

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