Should children witness childbirth?
> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
>house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
>a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
> Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
> was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
> spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
>wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
>the first place...smack his ass again!"
> If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
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A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of
> are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names reflect
> African-American culture; names like Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha,
> and Jamal. She also suggested that weather reports be broadcast in
> that street people can understand.
> Imagine the script a weatherman in Houston must deliver:
> "Wazzup, Mutha-%$#$#@! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo butt like
> on a crotch rocket!
> Witch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, leave yo crib,
> head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE crap!"
Both were good, but I liked the second one the best. LMAO