I came to this Religion forum and a few idiots that obviously dont know any better have been posting matters related to taxidermy.
Go find your own forum if taxidermy is your thing. This forum is for a$$holes who want to argue about religous matters.
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...heard the word of GOD lately? ...LMAO !
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your my man ! I could'nt agree with you more.
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other
forty." And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my
twenty and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and
enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. Any questions?
has being mud wrestling hogs too long, he thinks he is one LOLO