Funny

Submitted by Kristen on 8/1/06 at 6:15 AM. ( ) 74.134.163.86

>I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
retriever
>and was in line to check out.
>
>A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>
>On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
>although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last
>time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
>ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms.
>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it
>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one
>or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete
>so I was going to try it again.
>
>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now
>enthralled with my story.
>
>Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.
>
>I told her no, that I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a
>car hit me.

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