KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Submitted by Gina on 8/10/06 at 8:11 PM. ( ) 71.236.215.234


Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.

California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave Your Money)

Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan - First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians

Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else.

Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada - Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey - You Want A #$%#! Motto? I Got Yer #$%#! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right
To An Attorney...

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal

Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State

Texas - Se Hablo Ingles

Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont - Ay, Yep

Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia - One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin- Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming- Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.

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New Jersey

This response submitted by crittercoroner on 8/10/06 at 8:31 PM. ( ) 64.12.116.5

NJ, the garbage state


I thought NC

This response submitted by EJ on 8/10/06 at 9:07 PM. ( ) 12.33.96.190

click it or ticket


Definately written by

This response submitted by Randy M. on 8/10/06 at 9:22 PM. ( ) 65.19.234.25

a TAXIDERMIST!


Well, whoever wrote it doesn't have a clue

This response submitted by George on 8/10/06 at 9:41 PM. ( georoof@aol.com ) 64.12.116.5

Delaware has no major waterways, so I don't know what chemicals the water could have other than runoff from lawns. Maybe it's a play on duPont, but that's not close either. How about, "Did you know Joe Biden was from here? Neither did we!"


Florida's motto

This response submitted by ALEX ,SR on 8/11/06 at 12:46 PM. ( ) 66.32.22.158

Is not our grand kids ! who told you that, our motto is "hanging chads"


Indiana

This response submitted by Cecil 64.184.41.234 on 8/11/06 at 1:47 PM. ( ) 64.184.42.103

"We're backward and a red state and proud of it!"


Alaska

This response submitted by Crusty on 8/11/06 at 2:49 PM. ( ) 209.165.183.15

We don't care how they do it where you came from. OR If it's tourist season, why isn't it in the hunting regulations?


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