Why did the chicken cross the road

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> DR. PHIL
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
> first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes
> after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is
> help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT"
> problems before adding "NEW" problems.
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> OPRAH
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
> give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
> live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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> GEORGE W. BUSH
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
> know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
> either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>
> DONALD RUMSFELD
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
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> ANDERSON COOPER/CNN
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> JOHN KERRY
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
> It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
>
> JUDGE JUDY
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
> eyes and the way he walks.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>
> MARTHA STEWART
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
> dropped to a certain level.
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> DR. SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> To die in the rain. Alone.
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> JERRY FALWELL
> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in
> front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why
> they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And
> if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all
> chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
> whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That
> chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as
> that!
>
> GRANDPA
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
> us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> BARBARA WALTERS
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
> long dream of crossing the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in
> peace.
>
> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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> BILL GATES
> I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
> book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is
> much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \... reboot.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> chicken?
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> AL GORE
> I invented the chicken!
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> COLONEL SANDERS
> Did I miss one?
> Kim ?

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I figured Al Gores

reason would have SOMETHING to do with global warming. And what was Michael Moore's take on this important issue? And if it was a French chicken, it was BACKING UP...?

Kim's response: ASK Jim Marsico.

After all, Jim has a direct line to the Pope! LOL

Jim

Thanks for the lunch time chuckle! :-) And for what it's worth... laughing does not go well with thick slabs of homemade bread.

the pope needs Christ like all of us do.

and he will be the first to say so. I do not have a direct line to the Vicar of Christ on Earth but thanks for thinking so. I just figured you would have a nonsenseical response so I asked and sure enough I got one. I do have a direct line to Christ thru prayer!

Jim, don't make me hook you with a fly!

fish hooks get the point across! LOL