> DR. PHIL
> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
> first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes
> after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is
> help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT"
> problems before adding "NEW" problems.
> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
> wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
> from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
> give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
> live his life like the rest of the chickens.
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
> know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
> either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
> DONALD RUMSFELD
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
> ANDERSON COOPER/CNN
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> JOHN KERRY
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
> It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
> intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
> JUDGE JUDY
> That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
> eyes and the way he walks.
> PAT BUCHANAN
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
> MARTHA STEWART
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
> dropped to a certain level.
> DR. SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> To die in the rain. Alone.
> JERRY FALWELL
> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in
> front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why
> they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And
> if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all
> chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
> whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That
> chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as
> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
> us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> BARBARA WALTERS
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
> long dream of crossing the road.
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> BILL GATES
> I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
> book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is
> much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \... reboot.
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> BILL CLINTON
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> AL GORE
> I invented the chicken!
> COLONEL SANDERS
> Did I miss one?
> Kim ?
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reason would have SOMETHING to do with global warming. And what was Michael Moore's take on this important issue? And if it was a French chicken, it was BACKING UP...?
After all, Jim has a direct line to the Pope! LOL
Thanks for the lunch time chuckle! :-) And for what it's worth... laughing does not go well with thick slabs of homemade bread.
and he will be the first to say so. I do not have a direct line to the Vicar of Christ on Earth but thanks for thinking so. I just figured you would have a nonsenseical response so I asked and sure enough I got one. I do have a direct line to Christ thru prayer!
fish hooks get the point across! LOL