The Art of spin

Submitted by Brad on 8/18/06 at 7:29 PM. ( ) 65.73.67.15

Damn, I need a PR man. Maybe he could make me a good looking war hero, who was single, with a PHD and six pack abs who was wealthy and on Forbs list of the 100 most eligible...never happen., but a nice thought.

ART OF SPIN

Judy, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.

On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton @NY. Gov for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters cropped Remus's picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software so that all that's seen is a head shot.

The accompanying biographical sketch is as follows:

"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

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lol

This response submitted by Brad on 8/18/06 at 9:25 PM. ( ) 64.33.143.98

Never thought you had a sense of humor Brad..that was good!


This makes no sense

This response submitted by Cecil 64.184.41.234 on 8/18/06 at 10:24 PM. ( ) 64.184.42.8

How can one say he has a sense of humor when all he did was copy and paste?


thanks Brad

This response submitted by Brad on 8/19/06 at 11:19 AM. ( ) 65.73.67.46

great name you've got there !


Ever

This response submitted by .. on 8/19/06 at 5:26 PM. ( ) 4.225.174.87

completed a resume?


Cecil

This response submitted by J Best on 8/19/06 at 5:42 PM. ( ) 64.33.136.26

Was referring to his comments before the cut and paste was inserted.


lol

This response submitted by J Best on 8/19/06 at 11:03 PM. ( ) 64.33.143.42

Brad...Just caught what you were referring to. I hosed it and typed Brad instead of J Best in the "submitted by" box.

Does this mean that I now have to vote a straight ticket on the GOP side? lmao


J Best

This response submitted by Brad on 8/20/06 at 10:25 AM. ( ) 65.73.67.97

LOL , no , never vote a strait ticket, that is insanity IMO. I would vote for Joe Leiberman .


also

This response submitted by Brad on 8/20/06 at 10:27 AM. ( ) 65.73.67.97

I would bet that more Demoncrats vote strait ticket than Repulicans. The ones I know all do. That's thier perogative.


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