A drunk man walks into a convienant store to purchase some condoms. He asked the store clerk if they have any with spesticidal lubricant. The store clerk says " O'h, You want ones with special lubricant on them!" The drunk says, " No. I want spesticidal lubricant." The store clerk looking confused and says, " Sir, I sorry but maybe I'm not understandimg you correctly. What will you be useing them for?"
The drunk replies " Well you see my wife has a bug up her a$$ and I need to get it out!
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