A doe walks out of the woods shakeing her head then says i'll never do that for a couple of bucks again.
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Another one. A guy goes into a bar and there's a pirate sitting on the stool with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. He says "Aaargh! this steering wheel is driving me nuts!
2redneck fella's are out hunting 1 day one named bob the other named jim. Bob says hey jim why dont you go down and hunt the lower ridge and i;ll hunt the far top. they get to there spots and jim can see bob setting there bobing his head back and forth?Out of nowhere comes this real nice buck by jim he shoots adowns the deer. Jim looks down at bob and he's still setting there over a log bobbing his head back and forth even after the shot. Well jim takes in a closer look with his binoculars and see's bob is asleep so he figures this is a good time to play a joke. Jim guts the deer and carries the guts down and ls them right next to bobs feet and spps baup the ridge. A few hours go by and bob comes walking out to jims truck and is looking all flushed in the face like he saw a ghost. Jim says hey bob you ok. Bobs reply) Yea i think so but i ad the strangest thing happen. i was bendin over a log poopin and i fell alseep when i woke up i must have pooped my guts out. but thanks to the grace of god and these here 2 fingers i gottem back in.
an old man has a cow thats about to die. he asks his friend bill to come over and shoot it for him. so for a joke bill brings his buddy sam along, telling him the story about how the old man is an ass hole and he's going to get him back once and for all. so they drive into the cow pasture, they get out and bill says " this'll teach that dick" BOOM he shoots the old cow. bill turns around to hear two more shots and sam yells "i got two more, lets get out of here!"
All great jokes to cheer a fellow up, but LOL on the last one! Thanks guys!