Do you get calls for a taxi or a cab or is it just me. Its usually at 2:30 in the morning and the people are 1/2 lit. Trying to tell a drunk what a taxidermist does just boggles their already burnt minds.I found that if I just tell them "Unless you got something thats dead, them I cant help you! I'm already dreading next years superbowl..its in Detroit!
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...."Your on the way" and then let them sit. They're too drunk to remember exactly who they are calling. Put a little thought into it, you could really have some fun with it. I'm already getting my "answers" ready for the upcoming tax season.
Stopped the yellow pages ad years ago. Way too many nonsense calls. More than enough work from other avenues.
My buddy changed his ad in the phone book because he kept getting calls from people wanting a tanning salon.
I get them all the time. The last one that called, I told him the taxi was down at the 4th Street market about six blocks away having coffee. If they hustled they could catch him there.
Alright Ken, I like that one the best so far, I think that I'll go with that one! Lol
You could pick them up, charge them a $50 fee (drunk's don't know the difference between $1 or $50 anyway) and then drop them off at the wrong house. After they sleep it off and realize what happened, they'll never call you again.