All the New Virus' out there

Submitted by Lighten up on 1/13/01. ( )

Subject: New Virus Alert

Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc
throughout the national system.
Beware of:
THE ALGORE Virus (Causes your computer to keep counting and counting)

THE CLINTON Virus (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus. (Makes a new hard drive out of an
old floppy)

THE LEWINSKY virus. (Sucks all the memory out of your computer,then
Emails everyone about what it did)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)

THE MIKE TYSON virus (Quits after two bytes)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus. (Deletes all old files)

THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus. (Disks can no longer be inserted)

THE PROZAC virus. (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care)

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus. (Only attacks minor files)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus. (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus. (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows)

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