Submitted by JFW on 1/19/01. ( )

"Only in America" -

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

2. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front..

3. Only in people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

4. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

5. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

7. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

8. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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Only In America...

This response submitted by Mike on 1/19/01. ( )

... do they have 'World Championships'
and forget to invite the rest of the world!
Right JB and Bill?

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