Having a bad day...?

Submitted by Bill Gaither on 5/21/01. ( WILDART@prodigy.net )

Think you have had some bad days? Read these and laugh or weep, that is up to you. All true, believe it or else.

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally.......

5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Maybe your day is not so bad, eh?

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Sure makes me feel better

This response submitted by Linda on 5/21/01. ( lcline@cheqnet.net )

Reminds me of a tee-shirt I always wanted to give my sister-in-law..."stupid people shouldn't breed"LOL

This can be viewed...

This response submitted by Lisa on 5/21/01. ( )

as a comedy of errors, or justice of ones actions.But most of all,maybe one should assess the surroundings before action is taken.

Linda, I like that T-shirt thing! It can be very fitting for sister-in-laws!LOL

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