Mother's Day Special...a joke for the ladies

Submitted by Bill Gaither on 5/13/01. ( WILDART@prodigy.net ) 64.196.210.77

I wouldn't want any of you to think that you were forgotten on this day of salute to all of you mom's for your efforts. Here is a joke for you:


What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I ! Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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Great Bill!

This response submitted by Wava on 5/13/01. ( ) 63.29.19.247

I immediately copied it and will send it off to a few good friends of mine! Excellent...thanks for posting it.
Wava


An enjoyable chuckle...

This response submitted by Lisa on 5/13/01. ( ) 63.14.91.201

To compliment, an enjoyable day!


CurMutt The Loveable!

This response submitted by Lorro Love (but not a Mom) on 5/15/01. ( Lorro1969@aol.com/MissTaxitress@aol.com ) 205.188.208.11

Gee... Thanks for "The Pep Talk" Hun...

LOL! ;-)

P.S. Yep! I'm finally back in RI again! :-)


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