One liners plus one...

Submitted by CUR on 10/12/01. ( )

Here's something to laff at.

Hey, bird! Wla;khg akjhfquiw hyua,tod sup goau nyet?

Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Osama?
A. Cuz he ain't worth crapping on!

Q. What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. How do you play Taliban bingo?
A. B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q. What is the Taliban's national bird?
A. Duck

Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q. Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A. So they can see their Air Force.

Q. What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q. What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of crap?
A. The bucket

This little boy and his father are walking down the street in New York City in the year 2031.

They come across this open lot and the father says....."Gee, it's hard to believe the World Trade Center used to stand there."

The little boy asks...."Daddy...whats the world trade center?"

The father answers...."Well, they were very tall buildings that used to stand here. Some extremist Arabs blew them up."

The little boy asks...."Daddy...whats an Arab?"

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This response submitted by marty on 10/12/01. ( )

Q> How do you stop a Taliban Tank?
A> You shoot the guy pushing it!

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