Cur's taxidermy nightmare.

Submitted by Might confess later. Maybe. on 3/26/02. ( ) 66.19.116.170

Welcome to McTaxidermists. May I have your order please?

Um. Yeah, I'd like a standard upright on a McKenzie bun, er, I mean form, with one ear back and no gloss on the horns.

What kind of eyes would you like with that?

Um. McHikon 250's, I guess.

Fine. Did you know that we are having a special, and you can Super-Style your mount into a pedestal type for only 30% more?

OK. That sounds good to me.

Would you like a habitat with this order?

Nah thanks. Not this time.

Would you like to buy the extended 30 day warranty, sir?

Nah. I don't think it's worth the extra money.

Well, that's up to you, sir. Would you like paper or plastic?

Plastic.

Thank you sir. That will be $130.00. Please fill out these forms and sign at the bottom while Bubba opens up your tailgate and gets everything squared up.
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ROFLMAO

This response submitted by Cur on 3/26/02. ( Wildart@prodigy.net ) 64.196.210.122

Next thing you know it will be a full scale pedestal deer kit by Revell. No glue required! Snap together parts and a blue ribbon application form in the box........$199.99 at hobby shops and Wally Worlds everywhere.


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