Less Time

Submitted by Chuck on 01/14/2004. ( )

The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion"
casually, think
about whether you want that politician spending your tax
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising
did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of
A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
A billion minutes
ago, Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the
Stone Age.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate
Washington spends it.

 The Democrats are complaining on how long the
war is taking but consider this:
 It took less time to take Iraq than it
took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day
It took less time to find Saddam's sons in Iraq than it took
Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
It took less time
for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican
Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the

police after his Oldsmobile
sunk at Chappaquiddick.
It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count
the votes in Florida!
 Damn our military is GREAT

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This response submitted by Vicki Chritton-Myers on 01/14/2004. ( myers.ark@direcway.com )

is an understatement.

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