Hmmmmm...........

Submitted by wonder horse on 01/20/2004. ( ) 205.188.209.102


PONDER THIS...CAN YOU ANSWER ANY OF THESE?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things there, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes out of its butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in that boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they're
going to look up your snatch in the first place?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your anus?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

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LMAO

This response submitted by JOhn C on 01/20/2004. ( ) 66.233.157.155

Good uns.


LOL

This response submitted by Becky P on 01/20/2004. ( ) 198.81.26.46

Pretty good. I needed a laugh. Thanks


LOL

This response submitted by Becky P on 01/20/2004. ( ) 198.81.26.46

Pretty good. I needed a laugh. Thanks


jeez.

This response submitted by *** on 01/20/2004. ( ) 65.114.92.177

oh my god i didnt even realize i was singing twinkle twinkle little star in my head until i read to "stop singing"


ABCD,TwinkleTwinkle , ABCDE,Twinkle Little - Hey your right!

This response submitted by Steve on 01/21/2004. ( info@Frozencritters.com ) 209.206.243.193

Got me to !
Now I'll have that silly song in my head all night :-)


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