An American taxidermist travelling overseas is captured by taliban terrorists. They begin interrogating him, first asking what his profession is. He tells them he's at taxidermist. The leader of the group asks him what a taxidermist does. The taxidermist replies "I mount dead animals."
"Oh," says the leader of the group, then turns to the other terrorists and says "you can relax, boys, he's one of us."
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Ok so I'm not so funny..no hard feelings
Ok, so i thought i was being smart with the IP thingy-majiggy...oh well i guess computers aren't my thing either...my apologies...of course i meant no ill will either way.