For democrats that can read

Submitted by Grizzly on 01/22/2004. ( ) 199.120.70.66


Most democrats can't comprehend simple ideas so they shouldn't get offended by these.


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.


Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.


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YEE HAW !

This response submitted by the anti cecil ! on 01/22/2004. ( ) 65.73.67.33

LOL!

I thought the third one was quite clever

This response submitted by Cecil Baird ( ) 63.115.128.181 on 01/22/2004. ( ) 63.115.128.142

The other ones don't do anything for me. Thanks for the education. LOL

Again insults vs. intellect

This response submitted by Cecil Baird ( ) 63.115.128.181 on 01/23/2004. ( ) 63.115.128.142

What can I say?

Vacuum Cleaner

This response submitted by Chris on 01/24/2004. ( ) 205.188.209.13

(Q)What is the difference between a Republican and a Vacuum Cleaner ? (A)Nothing, they both Suck .

Now that one I do like!

This response submitted by Cecil Baird ( ) 63.115.128.181 on 01/24/2004. ( ) 63.115.128.201

It's not an insult. It's the truth! LOL

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