Aint it The Truth

Submitted by Linda C. on 01/24/2004. ( ) 64.33.183.159


What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If we represent

A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I- T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there,
bullcrap and ass kissing will put you over the top.

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Is Linda C..........

This response submitted by Randal R. Waites on 01/24/2004. ( rwenglish1@aol.com ) 152.163.252.167

Is Linda C. related to, or affiliated with John C.? Things could get tough in hear, or maybe just full of bs and ak. lol


Yes, I am their child

This response submitted by Bobby C on 01/24/2004. ( ) 24.91.108.111

...haha just kidding.
Sorry John and Linda, couldn't help it though:)


I quit giving 100% years ago.

This response submitted by John C on 01/24/2004. ( ) 66.233.157.155

I quit the 100% crap, I dont have to, I aint gonna!


Bobby what did you say your mommas name was? Just joking. I dont know your momma at lest I dont think I do.


That solves the puzzle...

This response submitted by sw on 01/25/2004. ( ) 207.5.169.109

democrat = 86

republican= 111

I think this maybe close to IQ's too


Related?

This response submitted by Linda C. on 01/25/2004. ( ) 64.33.183.3

God Forbid


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