Why I Am Glad I Am A Man

Submitted by Chuck on 01/24/2004. ( )

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

- You can leave the motel bed unmade.

- You can kill your own food.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your

- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

- Everything on your face stays its original color.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

- You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.

- You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He
must be mad at me."

- You don't mooch off other's desserts.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

- You don't have to shave below your neck.

- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45

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