There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
> > > always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,
> > > regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled
> > > the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with
> > > the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths
> > > occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.
> > > So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
> > > the incidents.
> > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
> > > nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
> > > terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
> > > prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
> > > Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
> > > sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support so that he
> > > could use the vacuum cleaner.
> > >
> > > Still having a Bad Day?
> > >
> > > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
> > > spill in Alaska was $80,000 {each}. At a special ceremony, two
> > > of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
> > > wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
> > > view, a killer whale ate them both.
> > >
> > > Still think you are having a bad day?
> > >
> > > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
> > > frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
> > > wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
> > > him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
> > > wood, breaking his arm in two places.
> > > Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
> > >
> > > And you STILL think you're having a bad day?
> > >
> > > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
> > > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
> > > pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
> > > The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
> > >
> > > What?! STILL having a bad day?
> > >
> > > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
> > > It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
> > > Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
> > >
> > > There now, feeling better ?
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That was entertaining. I liked the last one (haha that moron).
SeaBass
Thanks for the laughs!