Are you haveing a bad day? These should cheer you up!

Submitted by John on 01/25/2004. ( JAKE2825@aol.com ) 205.188.209.102

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients

> > > always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,

> > > regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled

> > > the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with

> > > the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths

> > > occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

> > > So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of

> > > the incidents.

> > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and

> > > nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the

> > > terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,

> > > prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

> > > Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday

> > > sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support so that he

> > > could use the vacuum cleaner.

> > >

> > > Still having a Bad Day?

> > >

> > > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil

> > > spill in Alaska was $80,000 {each}. At a special ceremony, two

> > > of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the

> > > wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full

> > > view, a killer whale ate them both.

> > >

> > > Still think you are having a bad day?

> > >

> > > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking

> > > frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of

> > > wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt

> > > him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of

> > > wood, breaking his arm in two places.

> > > Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

> > >

> > > And you STILL think you're having a bad day?

> > >

> > > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending

> > > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand

> > > pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

> > > The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

> > >

> > > What?! STILL having a bad day?

> > >

> > > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

> > > It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.

> > > Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

> > >

> > > There now, feeling better ?


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Hahaha

This response submitted by SeaBass on 01/25/2004. ( bassluongo@comcast.net ) 24.91.108.111

That was entertaining. I liked the last one (haha that moron).
SeaBass


LOL!

This response submitted by Vicki Chritton-Myers on 01/26/2004. ( ) 66.82.9.40

Thanks for the laughs!


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