Need a Laugh, Read this!

Submitted by C.M. on 01/28/2004. ( wdecor@juno.com ) 67.30.208.55

Got this today and wanted to share, made me laugh!

How To Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

AND NOW...........

How to Shower Like a Man


1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

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Guys - a shorter version...

This response submitted by marty on 01/28/2004. ( ) 67.173.51.16

1. Sniff pits
2. Add generous layer of pit-juice
3. Return to bedroom - "woo-woo"!


Pretty funny C.M.!


lmao

This response submitted by Grizzly on 01/28/2004. ( ) 69.66.85.87

I don't know why but that made me laugh so hard! That is hilarious!


Do you have a hidden camera in my house?

This response submitted by Kenneth on 01/28/2004. ( ) 68.93.183.8

Awesome! Laughed my butt off.


WoW

This response submitted by George Wallace on 01/29/2004. ( campus189@yahoo.com ) 64.136.26.225

Ok, who has the spy cam looking in my house :) ?
Or did ya talk to my wife! LOL
That was very funny!


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