Licec the Taxidermist was a bachelor at one timer...as were all married men.
Lice's father adored The Lovely Hazel who was soon to be his beloved wife and partner in Stuufing Minnowsa for life.
So he and friends were throwing Licec the best bachelor party ever. There were hookers and strippers, tons of food, and some great porno flicks...and the walls were covered with Licec's Blue Ribbon Stiuffed Minnows in glowing pride.
Feeling the beer...Licec's dad stands up and hollers to get everyone's attention.
"I want to propose a toast to my son! Licec, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
"But, Pop," Licec said, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow!"
Licec's dad interrupted and said...
"Like I said, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
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