The toy boy fell off his bike.

Submitted by Richard C on 05/04/2004 at 13:39. ( )

Over the weekend the widow Heinz's toy boy fell off his $7,000.00 bicycle. You would think for SEVEN THOUSAND dollars a seat belt would come with it . He probably sliped off due to those shiny fairy bike pants the bicycle yuppies wear.

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Ya know what Richard

This response submitted by wetnwild on 05/04/2004 at 13:48. ( )

Problem is he did not follow the govenmental instructions passed in a bill by former president Mr. Hillary Clinton, on the governments suggested safety procedures for operating such a complicated piece of machinary, or was he operating it while holding a little umbrella drink in his hands, touring the grounds of the estate to make sure the illegal mexican gardeners were doing their jobs!

Or maybe....

This response submitted by Bojack on 05/04/2004 at 14:08. ( )

It was the smell on the end of his cigar that knocked him off!

At least he didn't choke on his popcorn and his wife had to

This response submitted by Cecil on 05/04/2004 at 14:37. ( )

come to his aid like someone else we know.LOL wasnt popcorn

This response submitted by Steve on 05/04/2004 at 17:05. ( )

Actually bush choked on a pretzel, fell off the couch, got a black eye, and his dog rescued him. At least thats the story they told the press. sounds believeable to me. ;-)

O.K. that's even better

This response submitted by Cecil on 05/04/2004 at 17:15. ( )

Sure glad he was never in combat. Would have gotten somebody killed. We used to call guys like him dangerous. We had one guy that more than once did electronic testing while the plane was armed with fuses. He was going to come up missing if we were activated.

Steve are you saying Bush's wife is a dog?

This response submitted by Cecil on 05/04/2004 at 17:17. ( )

She's a stand by your man ditz but she's no dog.


This response submitted by wetnwild on 05/04/2004 at 18:37. ( )

At least Bush's wife does not have 80% of her financial holdings in foreign countries, some of which regularly sponsor terrorism. Hes a hypocrit, shes a hypocrit, thats what ya get with the democraps. All stories and negativity without any ideas or vision!Did ya hear about the donut shop in Phaneul hall in Boston where Kerry instead of getting a franchise in, stole the whole companies, idea,look, storefront logo, architecture ect, and opened it on his own, then when questioned about it, stated he was just a politician, and would the franchise owner be interested in buying it? Isnt that felony fraud! Sort of like if you went an opened a dunkin donuts down the streeet and called it Cecils! Had the place look 100% like a dunkin donuts in every way right down to the donut selection, but instead of buying into the franchise, you decide your a politician and are above having to do that, so you offer it for sale back to Dunkin donuts? ONLY! because you got caught!

If Kerry was a taxidermist

This response submitted by RC on 05/04/2004 at 20:48. ( )

He would have all of the new McK mannikins cast and be selling them to the public and trying to sell out his new company to McK.

Where do you guys get these STORIES?

This response submitted by Cecil on 05/04/2004 at 23:32. ( )

Let me guess -- The FOX Network? Don't you think it's funny no reputable network carries them?


This response submitted by wetnwild on 05/05/2004 at 08:15. ( )

The donut story has been on every news station from the east to the west coast. I will try and find a link for ya!

You mean every right wing station right?

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This response submitted by Richard C on 05/05/2004 at 09:29. ( )

These stories, the bike , the gulfstream5 jet, the yaught the Scatamoush and the cookie stolen franchise, have been constant on the Boston radio stations.
"The reputable networks", like who CNN, ( Clinton News Network). Your reputable left wing networks are all socialist/ nazi/old commie liberal democrat cells. They are the 5th collum of the 2nd coming of the 3rd reich. They just haven't figuered out who they are going to fry first this time around if they get control,the Catholic's or the Jew's. My money is on the Catholic's.
Go to , all you want to know about the Kerry's,liberal Boston democrats past and present . Click on Kerry korner.

Howie who?

This response submitted by Cecil on 05/05/2004 at 10:22. ( )

You're kidding aren't you about him as a source and the second coming of Reich etc? I'm worried about ya Richard. You're starting to sound like Tim McVeigh. LOL


This response submitted by RC on 05/05/2004 at 11:12. ( )

Howie has the MOST POPULAR local radio talk show in Boston. Boston ,the heartbeat of liberalism in New England and Howie's consertive show is the most popular, who would have thunk it.
If those Boston liberal,democrat socialist politicans would have at least given us peons a little reach around all these generations they have been sodimizing us,the resedents of the Commonowealth of Taxachusetts maybe Howie would not be as popular.


This response submitted by George on 05/06/2004 at 00:11. ( )

At least GW HAS a wife AND a dog. They aren't one in the same and as for his wife coming to his aid, that's why Hillary was so jealous. She wasn't allowed to come to Bill's AIDE. LMAO.

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