What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Submitted by Cecil on 11/14/04 at 10:17 PM. ( )

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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only cecil...

This response submitted by Bill Yox on 11/14/04 at 11:48 PM. ( )

...can screw up a joke thats been in here as many times as this one has!

Try it this way...

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 a bag, but deer nuts are always under a buck.

the difference is

This response submitted by Jeanette Hall on 11/15/04 at 12:07 AM. ( eagle93245@yahoo.com )

That I buy deer nuts. I don't buy beer nuts, they kinda taste bad. Not that I eat deer nuts, though! Hey Yoxy, don't forget to save me your deer nuts! I would ask Cecil, but fish nuts don't work for my plaques.

The question is Jeanette...

This response submitted by marty on 11/15/04 at 9:10 AM. ( )

Do you pay MORE than a buck for your deer nuts? lol!

What difference does it make Bill?

This response submitted by Cecil on 11/15/04 at 9:18 AM. ( )


Joke set up opinion...

This response submitted by marty on 11/15/04 at 9:36 AM. ( )

Cecil, I was wondering the same thing. In fact, this is an old joke (aren't they all?) and I've always heard it the way Cecil posted it. Sounds better in my opinion - sorry Bill!

Yep it's old but some haven't heard it

This response submitted by Cecil on 11/15/04 at 10:54 AM. ( )

Bill feels inferior to me because of my high I.Q. and is just waiting to pounce on me if he thinks I've made a mistake! LOL

Bill it's a moot point! Did I get it right this time?

moot IS correct, in more ways then you know!

This response submitted by Bill Yox on 11/15/04 at 7:59 PM. ( )

Cecil, delivery is everything, with a joke. So much so that Im not even going to argue the point with you two fishheads! By the way, my IQ number aint too shabby either, my liberal fishhead compadre...dont ask, I wont tell, plus I keep forgetting too!

Shall we try a different one?

This response submitted by Wolfwoman on 11/15/04 at 8:51 PM. ( )

How do whales get pregnant?
Bite the tail end off of a submarine and suck out all the 'seamen' :)

Thats sick wolfie

This response submitted by Ron on 11/15/04 at 11:12 PM. ( )

by the way have you ever seen a whale in the mood. Geez, no wonder they call them whales.

Bill, you're right! (& wrong!)

This response submitted by marty on 11/16/04 at 1:34 PM. ( )

My I.Q. probably isn't as high as yours, but I do know something about setting up jokes. Been pestered all my life by friends and family to go downtown and do stand-up (Too scarey in front of all those people though!) I'm ALWAYS joking.

As you said, it's all about the set-up. In your version, it's too wordy AND mainly, you give away the answer! By putting in that dollar amount you now steer people in the direction of the punchline. 1/2 the people will get the answer. A GOOD delivery SURPRISES them with the punchline...

Another STUPID conversation admittedly. BUT, I have PLENTY of experience when it comes to STUPID STUFF - lol!

Speaking of I.Q.'s - were you guys getting your tests? The internet?

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