How about a push?

Submitted by Cecil on 1/13/05 at 5:33 PM. ( )

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to
the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in
the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was
that?" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a
push," he answers.

Did you help him?" she asks. No, I did not, it's three in
the morning and it is pouring out!""Well, you have a short
memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
- - pause - - "I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

Yes": comes back the answer.

Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here ... on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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ha ha ha ha

This response submitted by Alex on 1/13/05 at 9:23 PM. ( )

LOL that is a good one Cecil

Cecil you amaze me

This response submitted by Tom on 1/13/05 at 10:57 PM. ( )

Hey despite our differences of opinion on certain things. that was pretty good. You made me laugh!

Yes it's really amazing isn't it?

This response submitted by Cecil on 1/13/05 at 11:17 PM. ( )

You should learn how to copy and paste sometime too! LMAO

What The H#$$

This response submitted by Tom on 1/13/05 at 11:27 PM. ( )

Hey what the heck does LMOA stand for? I am not up on my computer lingo. I do not know what all these abbreveations stand for. I guess I am computer stupid, sorry.

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