funny ha ha (smile)

Submitted by Michael sestak on 1/14/05 at 3:53 PM. ( )

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and
a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent
said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.

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Ah what?

This response submitted by Evelyn on 1/14/05 at 5:51 PM. ( )

Women are evil? LMAO. This just proves that we can follow orders while you men can't. Good one. LOL

Women are not evil

This response submitted by cur on 1/14/05 at 9:29 PM. ( )

They are just devious, plotting, and scheming, and were it not for certain anatomical features, there would be a bounty on them.

Joking....but think about it....LOL

Find that woman...

This response submitted by Hogger on 1/14/05 at 9:42 PM. ( )

and hook her up with Cecil! LOL!

Women get the job done too

This response submitted by Cecil on 1/14/05 at 10:41 PM. ( )

and stay on focus better than men.

Sorry but I happen to respect women and it's gotten me a lot of special favors in my younger single days if you know what I mean. ;-)


This response submitted by John M on 1/15/05 at 1:58 AM. ( )

else reads Hustler.

hey hey hey now!

This response submitted by Michelle B on 1/15/05 at 9:00 PM. ( )

Women aren't evil! Just proves, if you want a job done right, the right man for the job is a WOMAN!

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