Submitted by Mr. T on 1/16/05 at 4:41 PM. ( )

Religious Truths

1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters

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What is the difference in a Tom cat and a Baptists

This response submitted by &&& on 1/16/05 at 7:18 PM. ( )

You know they are doing it, you just can't catch them.

A little tough on the Baptists arent you?

This response submitted by oldshaver on 1/16/05 at 8:37 PM. ( )

I dont think you folks should go here! You might force me to tell the story of how my neighbor saw the Virgin Mary in his coffee this morning, but then I realized that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. It would take a real dipstick to believe that!

You can

This response submitted by Mr. T on 1/16/05 at 9:27 PM. ( )

Oldshaver, you can use this joke after you change Baptists to anything you want. See how it works, got nothing againts dunkers at all.

Good joke......................

This response submitted by Paul B on 1/16/05 at 9:45 PM. ( )

for a Sunday afternoon. Forgive me if I forgot to laugh.

It's all in fun

This response submitted by Cecil on 1/17/05 at 1:00 AM. ( )

I thought it was pretty funny myself.

i like to think they are just jealous

This response submitted by griz on 1/17/05 at 11:32 AM. ( )

of us :)

Another one

This response submitted by Mike H. on 1/17/05 at 12:37 PM. ( )

How many baptists do you take fishin with you?


If you take one he'll drink all your beer.


This response submitted by Alex on 1/17/05 at 4:49 PM. ( )

These baptists taxidermists ?

Sounds like you replaced taxidermists with the name Baptists.

john the ......

This response submitted by john on 1/17/05 at 8:09 PM. ( crossed over )

Did you ever wonder why baptist don't make love standing up ? I asked my preacher that, and he said-"they are afraid someone might seem them and think they'er dancing.......

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