Joke!

Submitted by BWS on 1/20/05 at 9:21 PM. ( ... ) 148.63.182.79

Politically Correct
How to Speak about Men and be Politically Correct

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING ! - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL A$$ - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED


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Hey !

This response submitted by Alex on 1/20/05 at 9:40 PM. ( ) 66.32.151.233

Stop talking like that about Cecil ! He is a nice guy even as a liberal ! OK?


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