For all of us mature "ladies"

Submitted by Linda C. on 1/21/05 at 6:40 PM. ( ) 64.33.183.93

Just thought I'd share...how true it all is,lol

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you
thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a
damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. ! A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some! 18-year-old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig,
just to get a little sausage

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YOU go gurl, heres a tune to celebrate your birthday by

This response submitted by ear G ear on 1/21/05 at 7:26 PM. ( ) 68.156.127.197

Older women, make beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.

Everybody seems to love those younger women
From eighteen on up to twenty-five
Well I love 'em too, but I'm tellin' you
Learnin' how to really love, takes a little time

So baby don't you worry about growin' older
Those young girls ain't got nothin' in you
'Cause it takes some livin', to get good at givin'
And givin' love is just where you could teach them a thing or two


Funny Linda

This response submitted by oldshaver on 1/21/05 at 8:18 PM. ( ) 207.69.15.147

I am printing this off to show my wife. Never heard that last line before, I really did LOL!


Oldshaver

This response submitted by daveP on 1/21/05 at 8:28 PM. ( ) 12.2.142.7

Large women and small livestock tremble at the mention of yer name...just jokin'


us men happen to know...

This response submitted by Bill Yox on 1/21/05 at 9:42 PM. ( ) 66.133.134.207

...that MOST of the things on Linda's list are only what they want us men to THINK they think. We too know better...it comes with age, ladies...wink!


You're right on

This response submitted by KB on 1/21/05 at 10:30 PM. ( ) 65.161.239.4

with most of them....I personally look better in bright magenta lipstick than red, but I'm sure glad I don't have to live the first 40 years over again! I like being right where I am, wrinkles and all.


Can't wait for the wife to turn 40...

This response submitted by Hogger on 1/22/05 at 2:13 AM. ( ) 4.7.212.134

If your post is true! Except the part about shooting someone.


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