A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to
her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how
kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said...
"Clean my house."
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