Couldn't resist this one!

Submitted by Bob C on 2/3/05 at 5:46 PM. ( bobswildlife(at) )

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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Good bedside manners...

This response submitted by KIM on 2/3/05 at 6:26 PM. ( )

Now that story was good! Thanks!

Sometimes only one shot will do the job.

80 year old

This response submitted by 9 Fingers on 2/3/05 at 6:39 PM. ( )

man goes to the doctor for a physical. During the physical, the man mentions he's getting married next week to a 21 year old blonde stripper. After the exam, the doctor says, "George, you ain't doing too bad, but be careful on your wedding could prove fatal." George says..."if she dies, she dies."

80 year old

This response submitted by Alex on 2/3/05 at 6:50 PM. ( )

Goes to the Doctor, He asks how are you doing all timer, Oh great ! he replies I just got married to a 20 year old and I make love to her 7 times a day.

So why are you hear? Ask the doctor.
Oh just my heart ,I want to make love to her 10 times a day, so just prescribe something for me, the Doctot checked him out and He said well ? The Doctor says Iam prescribing a priest, A priest ? yes ,Am I dying he said no But you need to confess, you are the biggest liar I have ever seeing.

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