I've always wondered if maybe I have ADD. They now offer a 6 question test (ADULTADD.com) to aid in diagnosing the condition. I lost interst after question #3!
I like chocolate. Especially Mars bars.
Andy Griffith show is cool too!
I like it when...
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Marty I failed the Rorschach test I said they all looked like number 2 to me........
I liked Otis, he was my role model
Forrest found out that Chocolates broke out his buttocks
Actual Answering Machine Message at a Mental Health Institute!
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Bess won eye red inn yeers.
...witty stuff Griz - thanks for the laughs!
My brother uses this same answering joke; only he recorded it with his own voice. I found out that when I pressed # 1 three times ( as the recording told me to do ) I get all of his messages played back to me. I discovered his playback code. He didn't think about anyone pressing the numbers. His face was red when I told him about a message his wife left him, HA HA HA!
going to ......oh look , a bird ! What was I saying ? LOL Bradlee