Adult ADD test...

Submitted by marty on 2/10/05 at 9:46 AM. ( )

I've always wondered if maybe I have ADD. They now offer a 6 question test ( to aid in diagnosing the condition. I lost interst after question #3!

I like chocolate. Especially Mars bars.

Andy Griffith show is cool too!

I like it when...


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Rorschach test

This response submitted by Pete and Repete were sitting on a a log Pete fel on 2/10/05 at 11:50 AM. ( )

Marty I failed the Rorschach test I said they all looked like number 2 to me........
I liked Otis, he was my role model
Forrest found out that Chocolates broke out his buttocks

that reminded me of this....

This response submitted by Griz on 2/10/05 at 12:11 PM. ( )

Actual Answering Machine Message at a Mental Health Institute!
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Thanks Griz

This response submitted by 9 Fingers on 2/10/05 at 12:39 PM. ( )

Bess won eye red inn yeers.

That is some...

This response submitted by marty on 2/10/05 at 12:47 PM. ( )

...witty stuff Griz - thanks for the laughs!


This response submitted by Mr. T on 2/10/05 at 5:45 PM. ( )

My brother uses this same answering joke; only he recorded it with his own voice. I found out that when I pressed # 1 three times ( as the recording told me to do ) I get all of his messages played back to me. I discovered his playback code. He didn't think about anyone pressing the numbers. His face was red when I told him about a message his wife left him, HA HA HA!

I knew I was .......

This response submitted by Bradlee on 2/11/05 at 9:48 AM. ( )

going to ......oh look , a bird ! What was I saying ? LOL Bradlee

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