And the say its the drugs.

Submitted by John C on 2/25/05 at 10:52 PM. ( ) 70.178.74.104

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a
fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to
something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ! [weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That what he gets for eating those
beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [nuff said!]

"School Board to Meet on Roof" (actually, a wind storm had blown off half the roof at the elementary school and they were having an emergency meeting to open bids and get it repaired!)

One article headline was Penis Implants Talk . I wondered, what do they say?

ad in the Minot Daily once for a clothing store..."Long Sleeve craps, 25% off!"

Fertile Woman dies in Climax"

Fertile and Climax, of course, are adjacent towns in northwestern Minnesota.

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Ha Ha

This response submitted by John_NY on 2/25/05 at 10:59 PM. ( ) 64.19.84.224

Good ones. LOL


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