Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for
almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had
signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most
enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to
select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle
is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
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Only a dem would be dumb enough to take this serious.
"I never put trade with the white man...thats how we got into trouble in the first place"
Joe Goumba, Notrh of 60