Ole and Lena

Submitted by 9 Fingers on 4/15/05 at 2:14 PM. ( )

Ole and Lena are vacationing at this posh resort in Duluth. Ole goes into the sauna where two foreign businessmen were sitting naked. Suddenly there was a beeping sound, the German pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped, Ole looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang, the Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear, when he was finished talking he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand". Ole felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone, left the sauna and went to the mens room. He returned with 2 feet of toilet paper hanging out of his butt. The other two men raised their eyebrows and stared at the trailing toilet paper. Ole finally said, "Vell by golly, vill ya look at dat, I'm gettin' a fax".

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my kind of humor hey

This response submitted by mike on 4/15/05 at 3:41 PM. ( )


Yer welkum

This response submitted by 9 Fingers on 4/15/05 at 6:39 PM. ( )

This joke originated from Sawtooth Red, Hailey, ID

Darn Ole lied

This response submitted by Sven on 4/16/05 at 7:54 AM. ( )

told me he did'nt he did'nt have no fax machine.

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