Delbert goes out on a pier for an afternoon of fishing. He is looking at everyones catch, and no one has caught much, except for one man, a friend of his he hasnt seen in years- Leroy. Leroy I havent seen you in years, how have you been? OK, I guess, says Leroy, Im on my honeymoon. What are you doing out here fishing on your honeymoon Delbert asks? Well, I aint got anything else to do! Delbert asks, why arent you in your room making woopie with your new wife? Leroy replies,well, shes got the gohnarea. Delbert says, well, you could at least lay down with her and do a little smooching. Leroy replies, I cant, shes got the pyahrea, and her mouth hurts. Delbert replies, couldnt you just take a walk on the beach with her? I cant, says Leroy, shes got the diahrea too, and she cant get far away from the toilet. Delbert asks, Why in the world did you marry a woman with all these ailments Leroy? Leroy replies, well, shes got the worms too, and you know how I love to fish!
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