What Gender Are They?
ZIPLOC BAGS- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
KIDNEYS- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE- male, because it is usually unpolished-with its tounge hanging out
COPIER- female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to warm up.
SUBWAY- male, because it usesthe same old lines to pick people up
WEB PAGE- female, because it is getting always getting hit on.
HAMMER- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.
HOURGLASS- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
REMOTE CONTROL- female...Ha! You thought i would say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the riht buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Taxidermists- Female because they get under your skin
Taxidermists-male, because they are ready to mount anything...LOL