Gender Joke

Submitted by BWS on 4/29/05 at 9:46 AM. ( ... )

What Gender Are They?

ZIPLOC BAGS- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

KIDNEYS- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE- male, because it is usually unpolished-with its tounge hanging out

COPIER- female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to warm up.

SUBWAY- male, because it usesthe same old lines to pick people up

WEB PAGE- female, because it is getting always getting hit on.

HAMMER- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

HOURGLASS- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

REMOTE CONTROL- female...Ha! You thought i would say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the riht buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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How About

This response submitted by Alex on 4/29/05 at 10:24 PM. ( )

Taxidermists- Female because they get under your skin

No, No

This response submitted by BWS on 4/30/05 at 9:58 AM. ( .. )

Taxidermists-male, because they are ready to mount anything...LOL

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