A hungry young cowboy walked into a seedy West Texas cafe'. He sat down at the counter and noticed an older, weathered cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After 5 minutes of watching him stare at the bowl, the young cowboy bravely asked him, "Buddy, if you ain't goin' to eat that chili, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turned his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner answered, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over and slid the bowl in front of him and started spooning it in with delight, He got down nearly to the bottom when he spotted a dead, rotting rat in the chili. He immediately upchucked the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy looked over at him and quietly said, "Yep, that's 'bout as far as I got too".
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sorry i missed it friday, again my kinda humor. thanks, mike
Acknowledgements also go to Sawtooth Red, Hailey, ID, he sent it to me.